PRES'S 2013 Eclipse Awards
Nov 6, 2013 21:43:26 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2013 21:43:26 GMT -5
I've decided not to wait until January, so Tonight I'll be giving out the 2013 Eclipse Awards.
The Host of these awards is: Miley Cyrus
1st Award is the 2-YO Male: Strong Mandate
2nd Award is the 2-YO Female: She's A Tiger
Commercial Break: sponsored by NYRA....
Can you spell Horse? Can you card 5 Maiden Races a day? Are you a Friend of Gov Cuomo's? Then we have the place for you to enjoy a day at the Races....
New York Racing Association
3rd Award 3-YO Male: Will Take Charge
4th Award: 3-YO Female: Beholder / Princess Of Sylmar DEADHEAT
Commercial Break: sponsored by CHRB
Want to comeback riding after 8-12 times in Rehab? Want to make sure the Horses you don't care about anymore just disappear? Want to be a part of the Breeders Cup year after year,after year.
Then California is the place you ought to be, just drug up your Horse and move to Beverly.
5th Award: Older Male: Goldencents
6th Award: Older Female: Groupie Doll
7th Award: Male Turf: The Fuge
8th Award: Female Turf: Dank
Commercial Break: sponsored by NBC Sports
Hey for 5 minutes a year we give you a LIVE Race, the other 55 mins of the hour we plug our boring assed shows. Give you the WORST so-called celebrities. We act like we care about Racing but we don't, it's obvious dont ya think?
9th Award: Male Sprinter: Secret Circle
10th Award: Female Sprinter: Groupie Doll
11th Award: Steeplechase Horse: Italian Wedding
12th Award: Top Jockey: Joel Rosario
Commercial Break: sponsored by TVG
Do you want the best 18 hours of infomercials? Do you want tickets we would never dream of really playing? Do you want the worst On-Air Talent in the Racing Industry?
Do you enjoy missing Post Parades and LIVE Racing? Then TVG is your favorite place to watch.
13th Award: Top Trainer: D Wayne Lukas
14th Award: Top Wner: Ken & Sarah Ramsey
Final Award Horse of the Year: Wise Dan
Thank you for attending, remember don't drink and drive if you hit a bump you might spill it.
Until next year racing fans........
Pres
The Host of these awards is: Miley Cyrus
1st Award is the 2-YO Male: Strong Mandate
2nd Award is the 2-YO Female: She's A Tiger
Commercial Break: sponsored by NYRA....
Can you spell Horse? Can you card 5 Maiden Races a day? Are you a Friend of Gov Cuomo's? Then we have the place for you to enjoy a day at the Races....
New York Racing Association
3rd Award 3-YO Male: Will Take Charge
4th Award: 3-YO Female: Beholder / Princess Of Sylmar DEADHEAT
Commercial Break: sponsored by CHRB
Want to comeback riding after 8-12 times in Rehab? Want to make sure the Horses you don't care about anymore just disappear? Want to be a part of the Breeders Cup year after year,after year.
Then California is the place you ought to be, just drug up your Horse and move to Beverly.
5th Award: Older Male: Goldencents
6th Award: Older Female: Groupie Doll
7th Award: Male Turf: The Fuge
8th Award: Female Turf: Dank
Commercial Break: sponsored by NBC Sports
Hey for 5 minutes a year we give you a LIVE Race, the other 55 mins of the hour we plug our boring assed shows. Give you the WORST so-called celebrities. We act like we care about Racing but we don't, it's obvious dont ya think?
9th Award: Male Sprinter: Secret Circle
10th Award: Female Sprinter: Groupie Doll
11th Award: Steeplechase Horse: Italian Wedding
12th Award: Top Jockey: Joel Rosario
Commercial Break: sponsored by TVG
Do you want the best 18 hours of infomercials? Do you want tickets we would never dream of really playing? Do you want the worst On-Air Talent in the Racing Industry?
Do you enjoy missing Post Parades and LIVE Racing? Then TVG is your favorite place to watch.
13th Award: Top Trainer: D Wayne Lukas
14th Award: Top Wner: Ken & Sarah Ramsey
Final Award Horse of the Year: Wise Dan
Thank you for attending, remember don't drink and drive if you hit a bump you might spill it.
Until next year racing fans........
Pres
