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Post by bloodstock64 on Jul 29, 2013 23:13:02 GMT -5
Who was the first person sailing on the Niagara River and seen the falls coming and said "We're f**cked"  Who was the first person to kill a cow and said "Let's cook the meat and call it steak".  |
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Post by Jon on Jul 30, 2013 21:52:18 GMT -5
I wanna know - Were you slugging all that VA wine when you posted this? LOL
Gary - About your signature - Ever hear this one? Rub a ticket on someone's butt and say "Rub it on your ass, sure to cash fast!"?
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Post by mrdelmarwasmybitch on Jul 31, 2013 15:13:30 GMT -5
jon that's called "booty karma". and yes, it works. I went to stateline with a stripper once (more then a strIpper acdtually. she was a real good friend), and was still checking in when I gave her one of the keys. she went to the room first while I finished and by the time I got there she had already unpacked and headed back to the casino and the bar. I finished and did the same but couldn't find her now and the cell phones weren't working in the casino.
so I sat down and bought 5 games of keno at the keno bar by the registration and decided to wait for her. twenty minutes go by and I lose the first four. then I see her and were about to go get shitfaced when I tell her to hold on til this game is over so I don't have to come back for a dollar. she takes the ticket, rubs it on her ass, and then slides it inside her G-string for good luck while they are calling the numbers. boom! 1500.00 winner!! so I give her 500.00 and waste another couple hundred on video poker before the nights over. we get up in the morning to drive home and I bet an 800.00 parlay on the bears -4, under 41 I think. we leave and drive home and when we get there I crash on her couch and turn on the game to see the score is 10.3 49ers with like 45 seconds left in the game, and its not on tv. just updates. im dead. oh well. she says to me, "give me the ticket". what ever. take it. she now has her pajamas on so she takes it and sticks it inside the elastic waist band and crashes on the couch also. I doze off and like 45 minutes later wake up to see the highlights......... bears scored a td with 6 seconds left to tie it up and then intercepted a pass on the first play of OT and ran it back for a TD to win by 6 in OT, 16-10!!! its rare enough to win after trailing by 7 with 6 seconds left, but to cover a spread of 4 in OT? how often do you see teams win by more then a field goal in OT? BOOTY KARMA BABY!!!!
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Post by bloodstock64 on Jul 31, 2013 16:00:16 GMT -5
Who was the first person to crack open a chicken egg and say "Let's scramble it in a greased iron pan over the flames of our fire"
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Post by mackdaddy on Jul 31, 2013 16:05:50 GMT -5
Gabby Hayes
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Post by bloodstock64 on Jul 31, 2013 16:11:32 GMT -5
Who TF is Gabby Hayes?...... Anyway..... Who invented toilet paper? And on that note, what did they use before that? Leaves? |
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Post by mackdaddy on Jul 31, 2013 16:38:02 GMT -5
Toilet paper was invented by john j crapper
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Post by mrdelmarwasmybitch on Jul 31, 2013 17:32:45 GMT -5
who was the first woman/man to say, "hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2013 8:25:35 GMT -5
Who was the first person sailing on the Niagara River and seen the falls coming and said "We're f**cked" Who was the first person to kill a cow and said "Let's cook the meat and call it steak". I wanna know who caught the first lobster and said, "damn that's f-ing ugly and nasty looking, I think I'll eat it!" |
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